Joshua Topolsky of This is my next... and formerly Engadget, I expose your ruse:  you have spent weeks claiming to use an Android Phone [the Motorola Atrix (Dissapointrix) 4G] while you secretly use your iPhone 4.  You're just trying to throw the Fanboy Police off your trail, but Dr.  Sooper Smart sees through your flimsly plan.  I don't have photos or any other evidence of this but I'm sure the story of your Apple kickbacks will be revealed soon.  Then Dr. Shenanigans and I will have the last laugh.

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