New Spelling-Confounding Parade at Walt's World


She's chained to her work

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Joshua Topolsky of This is my next... and formerly Engadget, I expose your ruse:  you have spent weeks claiming to use an Android Phone [the Motorola Atrix (Dissapointrix) 4G] while you secretly use your iPhone 4.  You're just trying to throw the Fanboy Police off your trail, but Dr.  Sooper Smart sees through your flimsly plan.  I don't have photos or any other evidence of this but I'm sure the story of your Apple kickbacks will be revealed soon.  Then Dr. Shenanigans and I will have the last laugh.

How's Your ISP's Netflix Performance?




... sad if you're on Clearwire or Frontier.


Visit 3 Tips for Getting the Most out of Your Netflix Subscription to be less sad.


Source: The Netflix Tech Blog


see Oceanic Airlines T-Shirt


see Duck Tales from the Crypt Poster

Sooper Smart US Flag Etiquette



I was watching the NASCAR race opening ceremonies and just realized that (in addition to the Pledge of Allegiance), one should put their hand over their heart when the national anthem is played while the flag is flying.  According to Wikipedia:


United States Code, 36 U.S.C. § 301, states that during a rendition of the national anthem, when the flag is displayed, all present except those in uniform should stand at attention facing the flag with the right hand over the heart


Source:  The Star-Spangled Banner - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia 


So thank you NASCAR, and I'll be holding my robotic synthetic-flesh-prosthesis-right hand over my artiforg heart.


Zoltar Ready to Make You Big



Zoltar takes dollar bills now to make you "Big" and observe you while doing it on CCTV.

Mickey and Minnie Mouse Doing a Private Deal



Mouse shenanigans

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