The Wilderness Downtown is the future of movie making... now. (Remember, I'm from the future myself, so I should know.)
Last week I used the ridiculously easy Jailbreakme.com on my boss's 3rd gen iPod touch. Before going any farther/further, was that 3 s's in a row correct there? Something feels wrong. He's not a jerk, just an assortment of bad stereotypes. He is the President and CEO, so... what, you didn't think I had a boss?! Are you kidding me, everyone has a boss.
Hmm, well, back to my communiqué: jailbreakme.com was possibly the easiest "nonstandard operation" I've ever been pleased to perform, on any technology device. For those of you who don't know, Jailbreaking is basically the way to gain superuser (to borrow an Android term) control on an iP** device. I won't get into the Android vs. Apple debate here, but you're welcome to reply with your opinions, and I will file them for future taunting. Now I have Cydia on my iPod touch and in addition to all the other interesting apps, I'm able to create a 3G Dial Up Networking (DUN) data connection between it and my trusty Nokia 6263 using iBluever. Now you have the next best thing to an iPhone - with no contract, hassle, or pesky camera. Now you can use an iPod as iPhone for $35/month on T-Mobile.
Remember our previous top secret intel on how to save $720 in connectivity costs (when comparing T-Mobile's TZones to AT&T). Well, now it's even easier and you connect the iPod directly to a portable 3G modem (any 3G phone with Bluetooth supporting DUN). See How to Turn an iPod touch Into an iPhone AND Save $30 /Month for 2 Years!
Note: Children (and adults) do not try this at home. The author takes no responsibility for any loss of life, money, or sanity, due to the above ramblings, and by reading this the reader agrees to indemnify the author of any and all damages the foregoing may have caused him, her or it.
The work seen here was commissioned for me quite some time ago, in honor of my first trip to the beautiful City of Angels. I'm sharing a photo of it here for the first time, as the structure on which the art appeared was spectacularly demolished with C4 shortly after.
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Most of my Dickie's are a decade, a dozen years, or even as old as a Jackson (Andrew, not Michael), and are finally feeling slightly too tight for comfort. Mind you this isn't due as much to an increase in my waistline as I've only gained 5 pounds in that time span due to a niobium spinal implant, but rather to the shrinkage caused by the industrial laundry machines here on the base.
Dickie's produced way back when (on Earth, in the late 20th century), have an additional seam that can be reverted to by pulling 4 long threads down the back toward the crotch, as shown in the figures below.
Figure 1. A pair of unenlarged Dickies.
Figure 2. The inside of the pants (before removing the threads).
Figure 3. Part of the threads removed, and the extra material lifting.
Figure 4. The threads being pulled up and out to the left.
That's it. Now your pants will be a size larger. With normal washing and care they should still be going strong well after Justin Beiber starts shaving. And finally, if the knees become frayed, then just hack off the ends, and you have nice baggy Huntington Beach cutoffs.
We purchased this 55 inch Proscan LCD HDTV model 55LC55S240V87 from Amazon on the last Thursday in June for an outrageously low price, with free shipping, and received from Amazon's carrier the following Tuesday. It was a fantastic HDTV for 33 days, and then... pzzt: psychedelic rainbow colored images on every input.
It was too late to return to Amazon, so we called Proscan and found that their customer service is being handled by A&E (Sears). They believed it was a problem with the motherboard, so one was shipped to me and received a few days later. My lab mates physically restrained me from opening the 165 lb behemoth myself. “Leave it to the professionals,” they said. How insulting!
The technician from A&E arrived and installed it yesterday, now a total of 7 days after my first call. However, we were only to find that it didn't fix the issue. They estimated that the entire LCD screen needs to be replaced, and that I could expect a call within 10 days! Ha. I will be calling within the hour after publishing this.
At the moment, I know this means more waiting. It has all been handled professionally enough so far. However it is likely to be another week or two before we are back up and running (hopefully in time for the Lost Season 6 Blu-Ray release).
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