IN-N-OUT Special Menu & Dr. Saucebag



I flew into LA for a secret meeting with the US West Coast branch of Sooper Smart™ Enterprises Incorporated LLC today and had to stop at the "IN-N-OUT BURGER" hamburger restaurant food place which serves "fast food." I was recommended the establishment by the WC sales manager, and in fact was advised of several "secret menu" items which would be particularly tasty. The idea of an off an encrypted container enclosed menu was very exciting so I had to order these items:
  • Well done fries (darker and extra crispy)
  • Animal Burger
  • Grilled Cheese (tasted like something was missing)
  • Vanilla-Strawberry Swirl Milkshake
  • Flying Dutchman (a supreme disappointment)
  • Burger with whole grilled onions (made up for the previous mentioned disappointment despite all the onions sliding out on first bite)
When I pulled up to the window all of the white uniformed employees glared at me and I could here my server quietly sneer "So that was you..." Needless to say I felt like a major saucebag, especially when I then asked for an extra "secret sauce" Spread Packet (see picture above - to dip the well done fries into).
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