Tips for the Best Cold or Flu of Your Life!

I've found the best place to weather a cold or flu is in a hot and humid locale, preferably near a beach.  It especially helps if you are constantly on the move with danger at every turn.  For example, one time I got a nasty flu in Saudi Arabia...

...but it barely phased me.

These days when the defenses succumb (despite the protection of our fortified underground facility) to an influenza or rhinovirus, I just enjoy a phenylephrine hcl and ibuprofen cocktail, then follow it up with a shot of diphenhydramine in the evening.  In the next few days a dose of dextromethorphan hydrobromide and guaifenesin really do right by me too.