I have confession to make: I've been to McDonald's more times in the last year than I did in the entire previous decade. In recent weeks I've visited nearly every day or even twice (or more) on some days.
In honor of this unrestrained fast food consumption, I hereby wholeheartedly recommend this short story read by Escape Pod founder Stephen Eley (in his last episode): The Last McDougal’s. I have not noticed any ill effects to this unashamed burger and nugget bonanza, other than what appears to be horns growing from my temples.