Do The World A Solid: Don't Introduce Genetic Defects Into the Stream

Please mate with a single person only from as far removed genetic branch as possible. Thank you.

Early Return from Trip to 3rd Moon of Saturn

Hi All. My sincere apologies for not alerting you earlier of our last-millisecond trip to the Saturn Rings Estates. But we have returned early (it was a very long tiring trip, and we traveled almost 50% as long as we stayed).

Drive-In Scratch'n'Sniff

Above, all I knew of fast food until I arrived in the 20th century. Happy to find out french fries with ketchup (or catsup) doesn't smell like a musty drawer full of skunk in real life.