Reason #7 Why I'm Sooper Smart

Even if I agree with you, I will respond to you with a negative, such as "Well...", "No...", or "Well, no!" For some inexplicable reason I manage to a) make it sound like I'm disagreeing with you (even if I'm not), b) make you think what you said was wrong by my response (even though I've just agreed with you) or c) annoy you but make you feel inferior so it doesn't really matter.  It seems that somewhere along the way my mind was wired to run everything through a Sooper Negative Filter (SNF).