A Kindle for the Fire

One of the first widely popular E-Ink readers (and in black and white only, no less), the Kindle is a valuable antique where I come from.  Unfortunately this one was DOA.  However, the broken antique was quickly replaced by the Amazonians, quite to the doctor's liking.

I highly recommend procuring multiple units now and keeping the majority of them in hermetically sealed cases for future trading on the antiques market: