Dinner with our Siberian Office Manager

We enjoyed quite a delicacy this evening.

Sadly, in the future from when I come, we could never enjoy this sort of delicious meal... lobsters are no longer available to eat. Not because of overfishing, mind you, or some ridiculous extinction story. No, there's plenty of them swimming around the seas. It's actually due to a rather unfortunate genetic experiment (in 2023) which created the Super Nephropidae, a highly intelligent breed of crustacean, who formed a union--and small army--headquartered in the Andaman Ocean (they love those warm crystal clear waters). Needless to say it's quite impossible to encounter one on a dinner plate.

Hmm... I hope by eating this one I did not alter the future timeline so that their leaders will never form... hmm, whah ha, ha ha ha ha!