Warning: Don't Buy Cheap Screws From the 14th Sinoranian Space Trader Assoc'n.




Before and After:
Blonsky tried his teeth, but then had to use channel lock pliers to extract from the ship hull's interior.

My "Christmas Vacation" in the Middle East


I'll always have fond memories of this trip.

Reason # 4 Why I'm Sooper Smart

I haven't thought of a reason yet today

Sooper... err... Slightly Stoopid Music

Free Holidaze Joints from Slightly Stoopid Cover Art


One would think .: SLIGHTLY STOOPID :. wouldn't be my cup of tea.

Party Pain

Honestly, I want to like people (that I don't know well)... but in groups, with food, and standing around for no other point than to talk with them (ick), they tend to cause me bother.

For me (and I expect many others) a party precedes certain jaw pain (too much fake smiling), stomach pain (either food poisoning or odd food habit penalties). Headaches and sleeplessness will undoubtedly follow.  

Ficus in the Future

Fetches Fifty Big Ones.  A truly hard to come by plant.  Foliage Fantastic.  I love to be around them now.  They keep fine company.

Fairy Plus



Normal fairies couldn't handle a tough job like the kitchen sink in our Middle East lab, but Fairy Plus does the job fine.

Indochina in the 2020's

Parts of Indochina in the early 20's are much like parts today (the 00's - what's left of them).  It's full of fast growing, dirty, sprawling megalopolises.  These are the underlevels of the major cities of Indochina.  Capital cities such as Bangkok (now renamed to Grung Thep Mahanakhon), which was rebuilt 100 miles to the north and 100 meters above ground after the big one of 2013 (those Mayans and Nostra-don't-know-much-as got it just a year off, I guess bravo to them), is now the cleanest, sweetest smelling, prettiest, least prostitution rife city in the whole continent of Asia.


Grung Thep (for short) is a light, elite floating city - built as some say on the back of poor, lowest class migrant workers from the collapsed states of post-Japan, Unified Korea and the Democratic Union of China (outer-Asians as the locals call them).  Singapore's leaders had the foresight to construct a gigadome over the island thereby protecting it and creating the first underwater city (since Atlantis that is).

Update: My Toothbrush


I just found my toothbrush in between the sofa cushions.  I'm not sure, but I think it may have made a pit stop in the toilet on the way there.

Toothbrush Borrower Re-thunk

Yes, I think it abnormal for a wife to make use of her husband's toothbrush if hers is not to be found, and I will soon disallow this practice.

Sharing Toothbrushes

Would many wives actually use their husband's toothbrush if they couldn't find their own?  Is it wrong for me to disallow this?

The Beatles

Socialism killed John Lennon.  Not the illuminati, not the CIA, and certainly not robots from dimension 24.

Reason # 3 Why I'm Sooper Smart

I think the scales are tipped in my favor because of the many philanthropic things I've done.

Sooper Smart's Favorite Mall




Now this is my kind of black friday!

Sooper Smart Toys: Green Burger Worms



"Mold an Onion"



"Press a Pickle"

Then what's going on with those green worm things?  Our kids loved to play with these antiquated toys until I ran a lab test and discovered they cause you to ... hallucinate seeing green worms ... everywhere ...

Reason #2 Why I'm Sooper Smart

I'm always right, and even if I know I'm not, I think of a way to feel like I'm right.

Sooper Smart Airplane Safety



Improper use of knife. We recommend rather using SOOPER SMAЯT'S CHAINSAW® on onboard the inflatable raft instead.

Reason #1 Why I'm Sooper Smart

I make it a point to never think about what I'm doing here, or where I'm going.

Sooper Smart's Triple Threat Riding Team





I would like to begin by sharing a photo of our riding team.  They really do a fantastic job for us.  I'm so proud of them.  We call them our triple threat not because of the quantity of cycles but for another reason (please observe the quantity of feet on our center cycle).

Welcome

Hello, my name is Dr. Smart, Sooper Smart.  Welcome to my blog.  It's just getting started.  Please check back often to find more newer and interestinger posts.  I hope you'll not be disappointed.

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